This is little Orphan Stevie

Stevie came to us in 1867 having been thrown off of Prince Edward Island for not being a boy

His favourite phrase is "You're Not My Real Dad".

Stevie is a dirty little slut. I know we shouldn’t speak ill of the soon to be deceased

But who really cares.

Stevie is ready to take your naughty little order right now

Meet  Mother superior whatatotalbitch

Mother Has been a wife (but sadly never a birth mother) to baby Jesus all her adult life

Her interests include

Drinking , Drinking, Priests , and Drinking

and she can often be heard muttering " I am gonna fuck you up!...And not in a good way"

Place your order today

And mother will get some other poor Sod to deal with it

Here is Emo Dan

Emo came to us when his pirate radio station was firebombed by the Mothers with great taste sunday school group

Emo's D.J name is giveusasub

Emo hates all Emos including himself, and when not stomping around the shop likes to eat souivenier cannabis seeds

This is  Lou'dicrous

Lou was here when everyone else arrived .....we have no idea who she actually  is but she has a real thing for Roman Men. and jesus sandals

Lou’s hobbies include

Staring into space, and scribbling on everything

Due to a nasty childhood incident Lou can only eat beige food and baked beans

Best remembered for her sterling work in the early 1950’s in Vegas

Where she was a founding member of the Back sack and crack pack.

She was forced to flee the states when she accidentally (yeah right) strangled a heckler with her dreads.

Since joining us here she has now strangled three regular customers and a bull terrier